Friday, February 29, 2008

Detroit fishwrap comment of the the day - I want the Lions to fail, and fail miserably

As much as I search stories about the other teams in town for the COTD, nothing compares to the Detroit Lions. Whatever it is about the NFL, or the Lions in particular, any story pertaining to Detroit's not so legendary franchise brings out commenters in droves.

Though there are plenty of Lions commenters who make sense, there are just as many commenters who are loopy as all Hell. Why that is, to be honest, I have no explanation.

Surprisingly, I was able to find some wheat in the chaff. In a Mlive article about former Lions backup QB, the immortal J.T. O'Sullivan, joining his mentor, Mike Martz, in San Francisco, jakemister says what many fans of the Lions find themselves hoping and praying for on a daily basis. That Matt Millen, Rod Marinelli, and the rest of the bumbling idiots in the Lions' front office make so many mistakes, screw up so badly, that the Fords will have no choice but to fire anyone and everyone. Just blow the God damn thing up...

these guys are just laughable as football people and businessmen.
The only thing I can guess is that they bring in thes S and CB from TB and fire Joe Barry because is seems the only peole who can understand this "defensive scheme" are guys who played it in TB. Actually, maybe the best thing that can happen is they don't sign anyone else so the team's not saddled with foolish contracts after Matt & Rod are broomed after this season.

What a damn shame. The only hope you have for the team you live and die with is for the GM and coaches to screw the pooch so badly, they hit rock bottom so hard, the owner is embarrassed into making overdue changes.

I find myself wishing awful things upon the Lions. When they lose, I want them to be crushed. I want free agent signings to blow up in their face. I want their drafts to be horrific beyond belief. I want coaching hires to fail miserably. I want the Lions to fail, and fail in an EPIC way.


All in some vain hope William Clay Ford will finally see the light, and fire Millen. Which we know isn't going to happen. But we wish for it anyway, as it's the only hope we have left.

Isn't that an awful position for a sports franchise to put their fans? Yet the Lions have managed to do so.

No wonder so many Mlive commenters are loopy. The Lions have driven them insane.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Need more proof Detroit's sports columnists blow? Just ask the Associated Press Sports Editors

A tip o' the hat goes to The Big Lead for pointing me in the direction of the Associated Press Sports Editors' writing and section contests. These are awards given to the best newspaper sports sections and sports writers in the country.

You'd think an important media market like Detroit would do well in such a competition. Detroit ranks as the 11th largest market in the US. In an era where 2 competing papers are becoming a rarity around the country, Detroit has 2 dailies with a full compliment of columnists. There's 4 pro teams and 2 Big 10 schools to cover. So wouldn't you expect Detroit based columnists to win some writing awards?

Yet when judged by their peers, not a single columnist from the Free Press or News received a mention. Most notably missing was the Little Fella, the Freep's star columnist, who used to win sports writing awards like so many Cracker Jacks prizes. It's to be expected when your column takes a backseat to TV appearances, a radio show, screen writing, and sappy fiction.

This is a city with a rich heritage in sports columnists, going back to Joe Falls in the 60's and 70's, and Mike Downey in the 80's, to the Little Fella, when he used to give a shit about sports (He lost his fastball a decade ago). It's a shame we are now stuck with columnists churning out some of the lamest, knee-jerk, reactionary, ill-conceived, under researched, contrary for the sake of being contrary columns you'd never want to read.

Look at some of the out and out crap we've seen spewed by the fishwrap's best and brightest recently. The was Drew Sharp's hack job on the Red Wings' Ken Holland, and his hilariously writing 2 polar opposite opinions over Michigan's recruitment of Terrelle Pryor within a 2 week period. Jerry "Tough Tomatoes" Green cluelessly defending the indefensible Matt Millen, and his clumsily calling your humble blogger out over a perceived, yet truthful, slight. Don't forget Lynn Henning's embarrassing public whining over Brandon Inge not returning his phone calls. Then there's the worst offender of all. I can't forget to mention the entire output of Rob Parker, the consensus worst columnist in America.

I'm just scratching the surface here, but our local columnists have been on a roll when it comes to churning out tripe.

There's only 2 columnists in Detroit worth reading, Michael Rosenberg of the Freep and the News' Bob Wojnowski. But their output is far from being consistently good. Rosenberg too often goes for the funny (with varying degrees of success) than giving any actual opinion or analysis, and Wojo is so wrapped up in playing the dumb guy in his radio career, that his News column suffers for it.

According to the AP sports editors, there are is some quality coverage going on at out local fishwraps, it's just not coming from the columnists.

Even though the "stars" were ignored at award time, the Freep and News did have some winners, thanks to their reporters. Jon Paul Morosi, who's been often praised by TWFE, was one of the winners in the "Game story" category. Jo-Ann Barnas, Shawn Windsor and Mark Snyder won in the "Breaking news" category.

The Freep received an honorable mention in the 250K circulation category for their Sunday sports section, and a Top 10 in "Special," whatever that may be. The News won for their daily sports section in the 100K - 250K circulation category, and an honorable mention in "special." (I had no idea their circulation had dropped to that level)

The fact local reporters were honored for their grunt work, along with the sports sections as a whole, makes the columnists being snubbed all the more glaring.

Then again, news of our local columnists being shut out by the APSE shouldn't be surprising when outright hacks like Rob Parker and Drew Sharp, and washed up used-to-be's like Jerry Green, are gainfully employed by our local fishwraps.

Detroit fishwrap comment of the the day - Anyone but Lilja

In a Freep piece about the Red Wings' injury depleted defense, the arrival of Brad Stuart, and the return of Niklas Kronwall, a spirited debate broke out in the comment thread. When the top 4 defensemen return to health, along with the addition of Stuart, the question becomes which of the young defensemen will be left out of the 3rd pairing?

The consensus answer? Anyone but Andreas Lilja. A commenter named oregonwingsfan echoes what most Wings fans are thinking...

Who is in the future? Meech is the D-man of the future for Wings. To me, he has out played Lebda. I have been very impressed with his pin point passing and decision making. He is like a young Rafalski, he can certainly develop into a guy who can run the PP for the Wings. Lebda hit his ceiling a year or so ago and he is what he is now. I agree with other poster here...keep Quincey and Meech, work them in the balance of the regular season and expect them to be on roster next year.

The excellent play of Derek Meech Tuesday night in Edmonton, combined with Lilja's mistakes essentially costing the Red Wings what would have been much needed victory, closed the book for Wings fans. They've seen enough of Lilja's turnovers and mental lapses.

Any remaining goodwill Lilja may have had with fans disappeared the same moment the puck sailed into the stands for a delay of game penalty late in Tuesday's game. His mistakes were even more glaring when compared to the great game played by Meech.

At this point, I just want to see the Red Wings get healthy. That will fix most of what currently ails the Red Wings. Think about it. If fans are intensely arguing over essentially the 6th and 7th defenseman, your team is in pretty good shape, injuries or not.

There's one more thing I wanted to bring up in this article. There was one glaringly odd statement from Helene St. James, one that Bill at A2Y picked up on first thing this morning...

Meech will be in a four-man battle with Chelios, Andreas Lilja and Brett Lebda for the last two openings on defense.

This line makes absolutely no sense, even less so when coming from a beat writer. If Chris Chelios is healthy, Chris Chelios is playing. Period. It's a 3 man battle between Meech, Lilja and Lebda.

The fans want Meech, but your guess is as good as mine as to who Mike Babcock favors.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Drew Sharp should stick to writing about sports he hates, rather than those he ignores

The Freep's resident hack, hatchet man Drew Sharp, normally rips on the Big 10, and the 3 of the 4 pro teams in town. Sharp is oblivious to the existence of Red Wings. Well, he was oblivious till today.

For some reason, Sharp decided to unsheave his knives to go after Ken Holland and the Red Wings.

At the NHL trade deadline, the Red Wings GM acquired Brad Stuart, a top 4 defenseman from the L.A. Kings, for future 2nd and 4th round picks. Holland filled a huge need, considering their dire injury situation at the blue line. If you ask any Red Wings fan, including myself, landing Stuart is not a bad day's work. He's a very nice haul for not having to give up a 1st round pick, or one of their young players. What more did Sharp expect Holland to do? But you can color the dull one unimpressed.

But the Wings missed an opportunity Tuesday, considering the asking price for some of the guys moved. The Wings should have done more than merely securing Stuart.

Sharp fails to note that there is what I like to call a "Red Wings tax" involved whenever Holland looks to deal. It's ALWAYS going to cost the Wings more in trade, thanks to their always sitting at the top of the standings, and being the Yankees of the NHL. (True or not, it's how most NHL fans feel)

For example, Sharp says the Wings should have gone harder after Sergei Fedorov. Most fans would agree, save for one thing. It would have cost the Wings more than "one middling prospect" thanks to their being in the same division as the BJ's. Holland confirmed as much during radio interviews.

Sharp also doesn't reveal the "middling prospect" was Washington's 2nd round pick, 46th overall, in the 2007 draft. That's a bit more than a "middling prospect" if you ask me...Or any other hockey fan. Realistically, that 2nd round pick the Capitals gave up for Fedorov turns into a 1st round pick from the Wings.

Sharp then complains the Wings didn't act as they used to at the trade deadline, trading picks and prospects for help.

In the day, they were easily disposable, nameless faces. They became the residue of the organization's superior scouting, particularly in Europe. If they could provide a quality veteran that could make the difference in a pivotal Game 5 in a playoff series, it was worth the sacrifice as far as the Wings were concerned.

Uh, this is the salary cap era in the NHL, dumb ass. The Red Wings can no longer afford to be as cavalier as they once were with their draft picks. They can't take on other team's salary dumps and free agency mistakes. Holland has to balance the present against the future, while keeping the cap in mind the entire time. He can't buy what he needs, as it's no longer 2002. Then again, that was probably the last time Sharp covered the Wings...

For all of Sharp's bitching and moaning that the sky is falling, he then contradicts his entire column with the following line.

Holland's reluctance Tuesday might prove the correct decision.

Huh? Wait a sec... Didn't Sharp earlier claim the Wings "missed an opportunity?" Then he does a 180, and says Holland may have done he right thing? I'm confused. Which is it? Either Holland screwed up, or he didn't. It can't be both.

This piece is so out of left field, filled with contradictions and factual omissions, you'd think the functionally retarded one, Rob Parker, wrote this jumble of words posing as a column.

Sharp should stick to hating on the Big 10, were he still has a little bit of credibility. He has none when it comes to the Red Wings, as this "column" proves..

Another SLR post, folks!

The Lions were busy today, so there's another post up at SideLion Report.

The Lions need cornerbacks. So what’s their plan? Sign another safety!

The team needs corners, so let's sign another high priced safety instead! Go figure...

New post at SLR!

The Lions made another asinine decision today. One I'm having trouble comprehending.

What’s the best way to build fan goodwill after 7 consecutive losing seasons?

If you are the Lions, it's by raising ticket prices.

Head over to SideLion Report for my thoughts...

Detroit fishwrap comment of the the day - Enough of the "Tampa Two" BS

Over at Mlive, today the Killer tells us the Lions are meeting with a pair of free agents, tackle L.J. Shelton and safety Dwight Smith. Smith would fill a need at right tackle, but Smith (Who, by the way, is a former Buccaneer. Why don't we just call the Detroit Lions the North Tampa Bucs?) is a safety, where the Lions seem intent on adding someone every year.

First, Kenoy Kennedy was signed to a big free agent contract in 2005. In 2006, Daniel Bullocks was drafted in the 2nd round. Last year, Gerald Alexander was drafted...In the 2nd round. Now they want to sign ANOTHER safety?

In the comments, tommy2ksi echoes my feelings, and got a laugh out of me, in regard to the Detroit Lions flavor of the month defense, the "Tampa Two."

Dwight Smith is perfect for the Tampa two........*rolls eyes*

No damn kidding. That's all we ever hear when the Lions are interested in a defender, "He fits the Tampa Two." "He's perfect for the Tampa Two." Tampa Two, Tampa Two, Tampa Two! Enough!

How about they draft or sign someone who is GOOD, no matter the scheme?

We all know exactly what's going to happen. Marinelli will get the ziggy after the 2008 season, and the Lions will be stuck with a roster full of defenders who won't fit the next head coach's flavor of the month defense.

It's the Lions' way.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

New post at SLR!

As we wait for the NFL free agent signing period, aka NFL feeding frenzy, to begin on Friday, I take a look where things currently stand with the boneheads at Allen Park HQ.

While we’re waiting for the Rogers trade to go down...


Between you and me, I'm not all that enthused with the word coming out of the Lions camp. Then again, I'm NEVER enthused with the word coming out of the Lions camp.

Head over to SideLion Report for more...

10 questions: Shaun Rogers

With Shaun Rogers not long for Detroit, and me wanting to exhaust my inventory of fat jokes, I thought it would be a good time for another round of "10 questions."

We soon won't have Rogers to roll around anymore...

Much as I did with both the moron and Lions QB coach Scott Loeffler, I ask the questions we all want to hear answers to, but the MSM refuses to ask.

1. You're being paid millions of dollars a year to be in a semblance of shape. A shape other than cylindrical. Was it that hard to push yourself away from the dinner table? For that matter, the lunch and breakfast tables?

2. If I placed a bet claiming you weighed more than 425 pounds, would I win?

3. Let's say you are playing in the thin air of Denver. How deep in the game would you get before having to come out for a breather? By the way, the over/under is 2 plays.

4. Continuing in that vein, how many defensive series would you have to sit out in order to catch your breath? In case you were wondering, the over/under is 4.

5. I have to ask. Is Matt Millen as moronic as he seems? Or is he even dumber than he appears?

6. Did Rod Marinelli ever ask you to "pound the rock?" Pound someone else's rock?

7. When D-line coach Joe Cullen was busted for driving naked in the Wendy's drive-thru, was he picking up your midnight snack of 3 triples with everything, a Biggie fry, a large Frosty and a small Diet Coke?

8. Considering your, to put it mildly, considerable weight gain, are you leaving the NFL for a career in sumo wrestling?

9. When was the last time you saw your feet? The smart money is on 2004.

10. When you ran waddled back that interception 60+ yards for a TD against the Broncos, was it because you really wanted to score, or was it due to being told there was a large ham waiting for you in the end zone?

Detroit fishwrap comment of the day - Fat jokes are funny

The Freep headline says it all regarding Shaun Rogers future with the Lions. He doesn't have one...

Shaun Rogers' agent: 'I have never heard him so excited' about possible trade'

As you might guess, in the comments to the article, fans of the worst run franchise in professional sports are more than happy to say "Don't let the door hit you on your fat ass on the way out!" In other words, fat jokes about Bigger Baby abound.

I hope you drive a flatbed because thats about the only vehicle that will not break under the pressure of his fat butt

Rogers hasn't been this excited since he downed that 134-lb. cheeseburger last weekend in Southgate.

Shaun Rogers is a vastly overrated fat tub of goo.

I wonder if Rogers gets more excited about a possible trade or plate full of buffalo wings?

Is that a ham under Shaun's arm in that picture?

Burger King owners in Denver are celebrating as I type...

It's safe to say Lions fans are just a tad bitter over Shaun Rogers inability to stay on the field due to is inability to stay out of the refrigerator. So in the spirit of the moment, here's a few more fat jokes about Rogers as we await his trade...

Rogers is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete.

Big Baby isn't fat, he's just 4 feet too short.

Shaun Rogers is so fat, Rod Marinelli jogged around him for exercise.

Rogers once fell over in the sand, and rocked himself to sleep trying to get up.

Rogers is so fat, he can't jump to conclusions.

Whenever Rogers sees a yellow school bus with white children inside he yells, "TWINKIE!"

Rogers is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull.

A Hollywood producer wants to use Shaun Rogers in his next movie. He can play crowd scenes all by himself.


Whew... I had to get those out of my system, as we may not have Big Baby around after today. Thank God we still have Millen to pick on. Holy shit, what am I saying?!

Monday, February 25, 2008

Another SLR post!

I wasn't planning on pasting again tonight, but news of the Lions talking seriously about trading Shaun Rogers got me to writing. Why? Because Millen is in talks with...You don't want to know...Really, you don't...I warned you...The Denver Broncos!

Is Matt Millen on the verge of getting hosed by the Broncos...again?

Read on at SLR...

New post at SLR!

In case you haven't heard, the Lions released corner Fernando Bryant today. That's wonderful news, right? Before you go jumping for joy, remember one thing...The Lions are now down to one cornerback on their roster. And when that one corner is Stanley Wilson, you best start worrying.

If you are breathing and can play cornerback, the Lions would like to speak with you

Go on and click, you know you want to read my latest Matt Millen insult!

Above the fold - Detroit sports weekend in review

Michigan and Michigan State basketball: Both teams are playing good ball, as Sparty and the Wolverines won this weekend.

On a day Jalen Rose was honored by the university, the Wolverines beat the Illini 49-43. As always, UMHoops has the breakdown.

A win is a win and Michigan has to learn how to win the tough ones like this because they aren’t all going to be easy. But man I hope we can start hitting some shots. There were ALOT of wide open shots today and very few of them went down. Good physical gutty effort. Another note, saw Jordan Morgan was there, not sure if any other recruits were in the house.
The Wolverines suddenly have the look of a team that could spoil someone's Big 10 tournament. They are a long ways from being a contender, but this is the first time since well before the Tommy Amaker era where Michigan has IMPROVED as the season progressed. Amaker's teams were never playing well going into March, while John Beilein has the Wolverines playing their best ball of the season. It's nice to see...

Michigan State is finally back on track, thumping the Hawkeyes 66-52. The game was over early, as Iowa didn't get their first field goal till nearly 10 minutes into the 1st half. Spartan Weblog has the scoop, while bringing up a big milestone for Tom Izzo.

Big picture stat: Tom Izzo now has 300 wins in 13 seasons. That’s 23 wins per season. Prior to Izzo’s tenure, Michigan State had a total of just 8 seasons in which they reached 20 wins, let alone averaged that number. So three cheers for Tom Izzo–the greatest single figure in the 100+ year history of Michigan State basketball.

23 wins a season? Wow! We tend to take Izzo, along with MSU making the NCAA's every season, for granted. He's an elite coach who has built a monster program in East Lansing.

Detroit Red Wings: Another game, another loss. The latest being 4-1 to Vancouver, though the Wings did not embarrass themselves. They are just running out of healthy bodies. When you add being extremely shorthanded to a road trip to places well west, it equals a struggling Red Wings team that is 2-7-1 in their last 10 games.

There's no panic from the fanbase, for a few reasons. The Red Wings had built a huge cushion in the standings before players started dropping like so many flies, and it's come in handy. Their division lead is still very safe. The Stars are only 6 points back of the Wings for the West's best overall record, but Detroit has 2 games in hand. To be honest, who really cares if the Red Wings are seeded 1st or 2nd? I just want them healthy.

As for other reasons not to worry? No injury has been of the "out for the season" sort, so the Wings should be at full strength going into the playoffs. And there is a HUGE amount of confidence in the GM skills of Ken Holland, in that he'll make the appropriate moves.

Not that Holland's genius has stopped bloggers from voicing their opinion as to what the Wings should do by tomorrow's trade deadline.

Yzerman is God has debuted his "Deadline manifesto," a post of epic length, and with several ideas as to trade options. Here's just one of MANY.

My Favorite
Hudler, and a 2nd for Antropov
-honestly, I have no idea what Hudler or Antropov's market value is. This is a guess, but I really think Antropov would be an awesome addition.

To Pete's credit, the deals he proposes aren't of the crackpot sort you see on message boards and hear on sports talk radio. There is actual thought and reasoning put into the various deals. An amazing post.

On the flip side, you have Hockeytown Todd, who thinks...Well, I'll let HT Todd say it in his own inimitable way...

Wings should stand pat

Pass out some temporary "A's" until our top 4 defensemen return.
Last night proved no worries on D (I told you so).
Offense will always struggle against hot goaltending, that is just hockey.

DO NOT TINKER
(what you have is the envy of the entire NHL)

In other words, leave Brittany the Red Wings alone!

We'll know in a little more than 24 hours whose advice Holland took.

Detroit Pistons: The Pistons treated Shaq and the Phoenix Suns to a nationally televised spanking Sunday, 116-86. If the Suns are one of the teams to beat in the west, then the Pistons and Celtics are licking their chops anticipating the NBA Finals.

Oh yeah, on Friday night, they destroyed the Bucks, 127-100.

What more is there to say about the Pistons? After losing their first 2 games coming out of the All-Star break, they've found their stride again, and are 12-2 in their last 14 games. The young bench is coming around nicely, while getting plenty of PT, the starters aren't playing an excessive amount of minutes, and there are no injuries to speak of. //knock on wood// The Pistons are on cruise control, waiting for the playoffs to start.

They can't come soon enough.

Detroit Tigers: Spring training is officially under way, and there hasn't been much news to speak of, save for Fernando Rodney's balky shoulder.

There was one story of note. It was announced that Pudge Rodriguez gracefully went to Jim Leyland, and said he'd be fine with batting 8th in the order. Well, as gracefully as a once great, now aging, superstar could be, considering he should have been bating 8th or 9th in the lineup for the past 2 seasons, but thanks to a manager quite aware of his (former) superstar's massive ego couldn't have handled it, remained higher than he should have been in the batting order.

At The Detroit Tigers Weblog, Billfer took a look at various lineup possibilities with his jaundiced eye, hoping to determine where in the order Pudge should be batting, 8th or 9th. His conclusion? It doesn't make a damn bit of difference.

Essentially it makes very little difference how those remaining spots shake out. That’s not to say there aren’t some things Leyland is likely considering. With Pudge batting 8th, it means that he’ll have back to back left handers in either the 6-7 positions for 9-1 positions. My guess is that Jones bats 7th because Carlos Guillen’s ability to switch hit will prevent an opposing manager from doubling up with a left hand reliever. Plus Leyland frequently batted Guillen and Casey back to back last year. Conversely, Marcus Thames coming off the bench could provide such a deterrent in a 9-1 scenario as well.

As long as Pudge's under .300 OBP ass is lower than 7th in he order, I'm cool.

Detroit Lions:
There's this other blog I know of where you can get a whole lot of Lions snark, and a little bit of analysis.

The only real Lions news from the scouting combine surrounds Shaun Rogers, and, not if, but when the fat ass will be traded. The ideal trade, as Pride of Detroit says, would be for the Jets' middle linebacker, Johnathan Vilma, who appears to be on the outs in New York.

If I had to predict where Rogers would end up, my bet would be in New York as a Jet for a couple reasons. The first and biggest reason is that a trade with the Jets just makes sense. NY is looking for a 3-4 defensive tackle, and Rogers would fit that role pretty well. At the same time, a trade with the Jets is a strong possibility because middle linebacker Jonathan Vilma is on the trading block, and he is a perfect fit for the Lions.

The trade makes so much sense for both sides, so if you go by Lions logic, it probably won't happen. Which means Matt Millen will end up getting a 4th round draft pick in trade for a Pro Bowl caliber player. That pick will then be cut during training camp.

That's "Above the Fold" for Monday, 2-25-08!

New post up at SLR

Well, it was new yesterday, but I forgot to link to it. Jerry Green's cluelessness had me so stirred up, it slipped my mind.

Rod Marinelli speaks, amazingly doesn’t say “pound the rock”


Go pound your way over to SLR. More to come at both TWFE and SLR later today.

Detroit fishwrap comment of the day - Overreact much?

One of my favorite types of forum commenter are the those who want to waive/trade/cut/bench damn near an entire team, never mind any extenuating circumstances or a team's overall record.

One such fruit loop is a Freep poster calling himself baseball. In an article about Red Wings' GM Ken Holland investigating different trade deadline scenarios, and also negotiating a contract extension for Dan Cleary, this "baseball" character would prefer it if Holland...blew the whole team up?

To Ken Holland: Dont sign McCarty and Federov, the Wings are not having an old timers game at JLA just before the playoffs......release Maltby and Draper today.....they are doing absolutely nothing to help the Wings and havent been for some time......tell Hasek to hang onto this stick, tape or wire it to his stick hand......find out why Chris Osgood cannot stop a beach ball on some nights and find out why Huder, Fillipula, Datsuk and Zeetterburg cant take the very rough play. Chris Pronger will bullwhack those guys all series long if they play the Ducks......Go out and sign some beef or find out why Dallas Drake has regressed to nothing.....Big Mike

Dude. Get a grip. Look at what you're saying.

You want to cut 2/3 of your checking line, let alone very valuable penalty killers, and dump both your goalies? Um, yeah. That's realistic.

Then you complain that small skill forwards (like "Zeetterburg") have trouble with bruisers. Well, duh.

McCarty is just minor league depth at this point, as Aaron Downey is handling Mac's old role just fine. If he does make it back to the NHL, it'll be due to his being able to contribute to neutralizing the rough play you complain about, dumb ass. As for the Fedorov trade, it's nothing more than a rumor at this point, not worth getting your panties in a bunch over.

As for Dallas Drake? Well, I'll give you that one.

Still, this is a damn hilarious comment. If Holland takes this doof's advice, he'll have to trade for 2 goalies, an entire checking line, a couple of penalty killers, and a replacement for Drake. OK then. Anything else you think the Wings need? Oh yeah, you forgot the obvious, being a secondary scorer, and a top 4 defenseman.

Let's get real, "Big Mike" or "baseball" or whatever the Hell you call yourself. Holland will be lucky if he can even find a trading partner, let alone pull the trigger on any sort of trade, God forbid a blockbuster. (For what it's worth, I don't see anything close to a blockbuster deal happening, no matter the situation) No one in the NHL wants to help the Wings, and if a team actually does talk trade, they are going to want a king's ransom in return.

As nice as it would be for the Wings to obtain a scorer, or a big time d-man, via trade, the cost is going to be prohibitive. Keeping that in mind, for better or worse, the Red Wings we see now (at least when fully healthy) will be the Red Wings we see in the playoffs.

To be honest, that's OK by me.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

If today's column is any indication, Jerry Green should keep writing about dead guys

If the Detroit News' resident curmudgeon Jerry Green ever wondered why he's been marginalized to the point of having a web only column on Sundays, today's tour de force of craposity explains why.

We all know the only reason Green is still employed is so he can keep the silly streak of attending every Super Bowl alive. If he continues to churn out tripe that DEFENDS Matt Millen, as he did today, he can expect to stay home for Super Bowl XLIII.

In my half-century plus of viewing and writing about games and players in Michigan, no other individual has been bashed and vilified with the intensity and venom as Matt Millen.

Perhaps, I am the outrageous one. I still admire Matt Millen for his guts and his eloquence. I am, I believe, the sole surviving defender of Matt Millen in Detroit media. There is this old-fashioned belief that character counts, that honesty matters -- and when character and honesty and principle are parts of an individual's makeup -- I don't give much of a hoot about the perpetual losing of a football team.

Most everybody else disagrees.

Tough tomatoes!

Tough tomatoes? What the HELL? Is that some sort of snappy, hard-boiled repartee from the 1930's? Like "23 skiddoo?" Or calling guys "palookas" and chicks "broads?" I think I'm going to start using "Tough tomatoes" in my everyday life.

"Hey Al, don't you think you're being hard on addled senior citizens like Jerry Green?"

"Tough tomatoes!"


How dense is Green? Millen has been bashed with such ferocity for a reason. 81 reasons in 7 years, to be exact. No GM in recorded sports history has been so bad for so long. Millen is setting records for ineptitude that will NEVER be broken.

Then to claim the incompetent Millen ELOQUENT?! On what fucking planet? Doesn't Green remember such Millen verbal gems as "Where are your testicles?" How about the moron calling Johnny Morton a "Faggot?" If that's eloquence, I'm Rob Parker.

If Green had been as awful as Millen has been, the old dude would be out of a job. Uh...Wait...

Green goes on to say "Millen was at his gutsiest" for talking to the media on Thursday. WHAT? Millen was been in hiding all God damn season! He hadn't shown his face to anyone who could ask him a question since August 2007. Millen has been nowhere to be found till this week, and Green thinks that's GUTSY?!

The column becomes even more insane...

He was exactly what the Lions' aching fans had begged Bill Ford for through a couple of futile decades. Hire a football guy to operate the football team.

Millen was a football guy. A football guy with winning in his resume.

Not anymore, Jerry. Not anymore...

Was Millen greeted with open arms? Definitely, as both the fans and media knew major change was needed. But after 7 seasons, there's absolutely no defending Millen as a "football guy." Millen has proven to be anything but a "football guy." Maybe a "football numbskull." Even a "football dimwit." But a "football guy?" Not so much...

Green is attempting to defend the utterly indefensible, and he's failing miserably.

Winning starts with the judgment and procurement of talented athletes. And it continues with the hiring of the head coach and follows with consistency within the coaching staff.

Matt Millen has made his confessions now. He has echoed all the critics, the radio mouths, the outraged street hikers in the Millen Man March. He has grabbed the blame, slashed himself with the dagger.

Could this "column" be any more condescending? Everything is A-OK, because Millen accepted some blame? You have to be kidding! He's done so after EVERY FUCKING SEASON! Letting the dumb ass off the hook because he accepts blame is nothing short of flabbergasting.

Millen has destroyed the Detroit franchise. He's a league wide embarrassment. The incompetent boob has become the butt of jokes at the scouting combine. It's going to take YEARS for the team to recover from Millen's clueless decision making. But Green thinks that's OK, because the imbecile is sorry? I've never heard such asinine reasoning. Then again, we should expect such asinine tripe when it's coming from an old fart who thinks "tough tomatoes" is a witty comeback.

"Beyond awful," he says, and it is so true.

It is so true, too, that Matt Millen remains a man of character and honesty, of guts and eloquence.

Bill Belichick, he is not -- and tough tomatoes!

Uh...Wha....I'm...I'm at a loss for words.

Green says Millen carries himself with character, honestly, guts and eloquence? I've just entered Bizarro World. Down is up, right is wrong, and Millen is great football man who has no peer.

I can only guess that Green has confused Millen with one of the smart, qualified, successful GM's in Detroit. You can give those deserved compliments to Joe Dumars, Ken Holland or Dave Dombrowski, and not be ridiculed. It'd be silly.

But to compliment MILLEN? You DESERVE to ridiculed! It DEMANDS to be ridiculed.

Millen has as much character as Karl Rove. He's as honest as Tommy "Yeah...That's the ticket" Flanagan. He has all the guts of disemboweled steer, and the eloquence of a drunk after a 3 day bender.

I have to ask... Did the editors at the Detroit News run this column as a joke? If they did, then it's one Hell of a good laugh. Because in no way could they have thought Green was being deadly serious.

I'm guessing when the News' editors went to Green, asking if he actually wanted to run this oddly fascinating, yet quite disturbing column, he replied...

"Tough tomatoes!"

Then Green said something about the Kaiser, wearing an onion on his belt, and wanting 5 bees for a quarter.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

The Red Wings need defensemen. TWFE finds some blue line candidates

Lidstrom. Rafalski. Kronwall. Chelios. All are out of the Red Wings lineup due to one injury or another. If the Red Wings suffer any more injuries on the blue line, who's left? Just who should the Wings look to pick up?

I can think of a few former Red Wings who could be signed as free agents, and come to the rescue...

Ted Lindsay: I know he was a forward, but I bet there is still some life in those 83 year old legs. Even in his 80's, he would still love to carve up a few faces, and crack a few skulls. I'd guarantee you Terrible Ted would lead the Wings in penalty minutes.

Paul Woods: Woods was a very solid stay at home d-man for the Wings in the 70's and 80's. As he's already in the broadcast booth, he knows the Red Wings schemes. Plus, at 53, he's not that much older that Chris Chelios!

Larry Murphy: Number 55 in your programs, and the "The human pylon" in your hearts, you know Murph could still play at age 46. You know he hasn't lost a step, as he didn't have any steps to lose in the first place! Murphy has already won 4 Stanley cups, so the chance for "one for the thumb" (so to speak) could be enough to get him to come out of that little cubby hole Fox Sports Detroit sticks him in between the benches during home games.

Uwe Krupp: Drag his dog sled racing ass back on the ice to actually earn some of the Brink's truck full of cash he stole from the Red Wings. Wings fans never did get to boo his German ass enough, let's make up some lost time...

Harold Snepsts: If only so I could chant, "HAAAAAROLD! HAAAAAROLD!"

Hey, any port in a storm, and the Wings are in an injury hurricane.

New SLR post alert!

The Lions want to meet with a couple of free agents. They players they are interested in make absolutely no sense in signing, but then that's "Lions logic" for you...

“Lions logic” never ceases to amaze me

I even have a motto for the Motor City Kitties - “Lions logic: Mystifying media and frustrating fans since 1957.”

Just read it, OK?

Friday, February 22, 2008

I'm still trying to figure this two blog thing out...

I again apologize for the somewhat sporadic posting hare at TWFE. Ian warned me what would happen, when he half jokingly called me a "poor bastard." Now I know what he was trying to say.

I'm still fumbling around somewhat, trying to juggle my time between TWFE and SideLion Report. I've been concentrating on getting the Lions blog off the ground, and generate some traffic. So far, so good, thanks to some Deadspin and Epic Carnival linkage, and you all coming over to SLR from here.

To be honest, I really like my posts at SLR to this point, but they are also more than a bit draining. In fact, they've been God damn novels. Factor in Millen coming out of hiding, and finally talking to the media, it means I've spent most of my time at SLR disemboweling the statements from our moronic GM.

No promises, but I think it's going to be picking up in these here parts over the weekend. I appreciate everyone's patience as I learn to budget my writing energies.

Thanks for reading!

New SLR post alert!

Matt Millen did a Q & A session with the Detroit media today. I read between the lines, and tell you what our moronic GM was really saying...

Reading between the lines: The moron holds a beat writer Q & A


It's a long post, so make yourself comfy, and get a warm beverage!

Detroit fishwrap comment of the day - Old Blues are one cranky bunch

Old Blue's never let go of the past. Every transgression against the University of Michigan is taken personally. In Michael Rosenberg's Freep piece on Jalen Rose being honored at Crisler Arena this weekend, the holier than thou Wolverines come out in force in the comments.

RReaganRules (With a moniker like that, I shouldn't be surprised at his anger) gets his panties in a bunch over Rose's appearance.

I have to side with Old Blue on this one. The $280,000.00 that Webber got from Ed Martin didn't come without a serious price tag. Martin was also running a large illegal gambling ring. So I wonder what the logic behind Webber running the offense during the most crucial part of the National Championship game against North Carolina. Why Webber commited the most blatent traveling right in front of the NC bench. And when it wasn't called why Webber called a non existent time out. Maybe it was time for Webber to pay up so Martin could profit from a U-M loss. How many other games did the Fab Five point shave?

Well, to be honest, it wasn't exactly a "big time gambling ring." Ed Martin was involved in "numbers" games, that were conducted, for the most part, in auto plants. Still, there's no arguing Martin made a lot of green, and it was illegal as all Hell.

As for point shaving? Where did that come from? The story was Webber took the cash from Martin as a loan, which he never paid back. The rest of the Fab Five were never implicated, though Webber's actions stained them all, along with the university.

Michigan will always be walking on eggshells when it comes to the Webber years. Even though the Fab Five records have been wiped from the record book, they can never be wiped from everyone's memory. Rose will make sure that never happens.

If U of M ever cares enough to make hoops relevant again, they have to acknowledge that era, and some of their more famous (and not as tainted by Martin) players. So I can understand the Wolverines wanting to honor Jalen Rose, who has been nothing but an upstanding citizen during his NBA career, and as a broadcaster.

I've taken more than my fair share of potshots at the Steve Fisher era, but of my bile was directed at Webber (And the Little Fella for ignoring the Webber/Martin relationship in his book), not the rest of the Fabs. Rose, Juwan Howard, Jimmy King and Ray Jackson don't deserve the same treatment.

Were they controversial? Hell yes. Are there rumors that they saw some of the cash? Sure, but nothing was ever proven, save for Rose saying he got a small amount of carrying around money from Martin. Did those 4 players disgrace the Wolverines? Looking back, I don't think so. It's all on Chris Webber.

Actually, the Old Blues need to be just as upset at Fisher's next Michigan hoops class, the totally clueless Maurice Taylor, Robert Traylor and Louis Bullock, who all took a shitload of cash from Martin. They, along with Webber, are the players who truly brought down the program.

So let Jalen Rose have his moment. Keeping Rose close to Michigan basketball is in the program's best interest. That being if the university administration want hoops to be anything more than an afterthought. Unfortunately, there's plenty of old school, aristocratic Blue's who would be more than happy to keep it that way.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

(The better late than never ) Detroit fishwrap comment of the day - If Sheff's mad, it must be baseball season

Love him or hate him, you can't deny the Tigers Gary Sheffield is a tad outspoken. You could even say he's quite free in giving his opinions.

Freep commenter chrisdallas mines Sheffield's tendency to speak his mind for humor, getting a giggle out of me, when he sticks tongue deep in cheek, and posted the following...

Boy. Gary should really say what's on his mind more often. He's too timid...

Why the Sheff snark? Well, Sheffield is angry. In fact, it's safe to say he's extremely pissed off. At what or who, you ask? Well, there's a certain agent looking over his highly compensated shoulder tonight.

Sheff spoke his quite angry mind today in regard to past transgressions against him, as he let the world know his plans to confront his former agent, Mr. Evil Incarnate, Scott "Next question" Boras.

“It's going to be the ugliest thing you've ever seen because certain people you don't mess with,” he said. “And I guarantee you, I'm one of them.”

If I'm Boras, I wouldn't want to be in the same hemisphere as Sheffield, let alone the same country.

I have some advice for Mr Evil Incarnate. If I were in your (now quaking) $1000 shoes, I wouldn't hesitate to update my last will and testament, pay up my life insurance and hire a couple extra bodyguards. Get your affairs in order ASAP, as Gary Sheffield is not a man to be trifled with...

As a Tigers fan who now knows Sheff plays his best when he has a chip the size of the rock of Gibraltar on his tender shoulder, to see him so utterly PEEVED at the totally unlikeable asshat Boras pleases me to no end. There will be no April slumps this season.

New SLR post alert!

Today, Mike Martz gave the Freep his thoughts regarding his "resignation" from the Lions. I read between the lines, and tell you what he really thought...

From the Dept. of the Blatantly Obvious: Mike Martz didn’t resign

Go forth and read, my friends!

Pistons trade deadline thoughts...

Some fans are upset the Pistons did next to nothing at the trade deadline. The only move being a trade of expiring contracts, sending the last big man on the bench, Primoz Brezec, to the Raptors in return for Juan Dixon, who will be the 2nd to last guard on the bench. In other words, a tall stiff was traded for a 3rd string guard.

OK, I might be exaggerating a tad, as Dixon can play a little, but he's the 5th guard in what is a 4 guard rotation. What purpose does he serve? How does this trade make much sense at all for the Pistons? If you have answer, let me know.

My biggest concern is the possibility of Dixon taking time away from Aaron Affalo and Rodney Stuckey. It best not happen, as the 2 young guards, despite the occasional mistake, have earned their PT. If anything, Flip Murray better start packing, as this trade marginalized him even more, if that's even possible.

For those who thought the Pistons should have made a bigger splash, whom do you suggest they trade? To get a big time player, it would have required giving up one of the big four, and that's not happening.

The Pistons were essentially handcuffed, as a trade of any importance would have come at too much of a cost. It would have been a lateral move, at best. Billups, 'Sheed, Hamilton and Prince are going nowhere. Not during the season, anyway. The Pistons are going into the playoffs with the roster that brought 'em, which should be plenty good enough to make the eastern conference finals.

On the flip side, we have the Cleveland Cavaliers, who blew up their roster in a wacky trade involving 3 teams. It's a great deal for the Cavs...If it was made in 2003.

Cleveland traded Drew Gooden, Donyell Marshall, Larry Hughes and a couple of warm bodies, and received 4 used-to-be's and never-were's. Namely former Pistons Ben Wallace and Joe Smith from the Bulls, along with Wally Szczerbiak and Delonte West from the Sonics.

If you ask me, the Cavs got worse, not better. This is not the sort of trade you make for the long term. Wallace is a shell of the player he was in Detroit. For the next 2+ seasons, the Cavs have a center who's no longer a game changing defender, and gives you absolutely nothing on offense. All for around $15 million a year? The Bulls are jumping for joy after unloading that contract. Their joy will be diminished when they realize they have to deal with Hughes for 2 years...

As for the rest of the deal, Gooden and Smith are basically a wash. Szczerbiak has been long overrated. He can shoot, but doesn't know what defense is, let alone play it. West is what he is, a backup point guard.

Other than ridding themselves of a headcase in Hughes, how are the Cavs that much better? They always have a chance to make playoff noise with LeBron James, but all Cleveland basically did was shuffle the cards surrounding him.

This trade is supposed to worry the Pistons and Celtics? Hardly...

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

New SLR post alert!

A new post is up at SideLion Report, and it's about my favorite subject...

THE MORON SPEAKS!

Yep, it's about Matt Millen. I'm sure that's enough to pique your interest. Go already!

Small favors department: Missing 3 weeks is better than the alternative

Red Wings Nation has been holding their breath as to the severity of Nick Lidstrom's knee injury since Monday night. Hold no more, we have the results of the MRI...

At Mlive, Kirk's nemisis Kahn is reporting the Red Wings irreplacable defenseman will miss 3 weeks due to a MCL sprain.

My first thought? "Whew."

But in the back of my head, I can't shake the thought that Lidstrom's injury will keep him out longer. Maybe MUCH longer. Come on people, NHL teams never ever tell the truth when it comes to injuries. It's become so commonplace, allowing teams to mask the severity of an injury is in the NHL bylaws. I mean, wasn't Niklas Kronwall supposed to be back a week ago? He's still out, with no set date for a return.

This Wings fan is in wait and see mode. I'm nowhere near panicking, but you can't deny the injuries are starting to pile up. It going to take more than a rejuvenated Darren McCarty to plug all the roster holes...

Detroit fishwrap comment of the day - "i just dont want a here a bunch of bitchin"

Though the Lions moronic GM remains in hiding, Rod Marinelli isn't, and he spoke to the MSM yesterday. Mlive's Killer Kowalski was all over it, with Marinelli making a claim, in regard to drafting, that was on the wrong side of delusional.

"The one thing we've been able to do well, or better, is we're not missing on that first day"

Despite Marinelli's self-denial, legendary Mlive commenter CHIEFGER139 is excited about the players the Lions plan on drafting...Even though he has absolutely no idea who in the Hell it's going to be.

PERSONNALY
i think getting a good linebacker is alot less of a crap shoot than getting a sure qb or a sure receiver-they should do fine doing this. cb are easier hits than misses too. this draft hopefully will make millen and marenalli look good. i just dont want a here a bunch of bitchin cause we got our linebacker and cb and then passed up on this so and so qb or tight end or whatever. also sounds like marennali is planning on his 1st two picks to be immediate starters-that new blood on the team should get everyone a little bit excited-it does me.

Uh...What? Did I read that correctly?

"i just dont want a here a bunch of bitchin"

From your mouth to God's ears, CHIEFGER139!

Try as I may, I'm having trouble wrapping my mind around this comment. Screw it! I've made up my mind. I want to live in CHIEFGER139's world, as it seems to be such a wonderfully odd, off kilter place to be, where common sense and lucidity aren't needed.

So CHIEFGER139 is excited for the draft? Me too! In fact, I'm so EXCITED, I just peed a little! Was that too much information?

Marenalli (sic) is planning on his 1st two picks to start? Well, I should hope so! Jesus Christ, dude. Think about it. Every team in the NFL plans on their early round picks to start. If they don't, something is desperately wrong. Uh...Wait.

The Lions had 4 picks in the 1st two rounds, only 2 got playing time (Calvin Johnson and Gerald Alexander), and they only started because of injuries. The other two (Drew Stanton and Ikaika Alama-Francis) were only rumored to be on the team. Methinks CHIEFGER139's faith is a tad misplaced.

I'm glad that some Lions fans still have faith in Marinelli and the moron. (Marinelli and the moron? Wasn't that a FOX show in the 90's?) Really, I am. But as I have all my faculties, I'm just not one of them.

New SLR post alert!

Just a quickie posting over at SideLion Report this morning...

Forget “Gridiron Heroes.” There’s a new Lions fight song...


The song is so bad, it'll be stuck in your mind for...milliseconds. Take a look see at the new blog, you know you want to!

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Detroit fishwrap comment of the day - I despise bandwagon fans

In a short Freep article about Rod Woodson's statements from the NFL Network, saying Mike Martz is being scapegoated by the Lions, some clueless ass calling himself slyde734 wrote the following...

The real problem is that people actually still care about the Lions. After 50+ years of futility, hasn't anyone come to their senses yet. This franchise is awful and the pathetic Lion lemmings that follow along hoping for a winning team are equally as pathetic and delusional. Do yourself a favor, pick another team to root for, it will ease the pain. I picked the San Diego Chargers long ago, during the Fouts/Winslow/Jefferson era, and I've had plenty to cheer about. Since then...the Lions, well, they still blow.

This is nothing but tripe from your typical blowhard, bandwagon asshole who picked the Chargers because they happened to be good at that specific period of time. Going by the time frame in his picking the Chargers, this clown is probably a fan of the Lakers, Oilers and Mets, rather than the Detroit teams. This douchebag is a fucking coward. Not tough enough to stay with the Lions, huh?

I have tons more respect for fans who stick with their teams, for better, or in the Lions case, catastrophically worse. I can respect those who can be critical of their team, and demand change, yet still remain loyal. Those who just give up, and decide to root for whatever team is the flavor of the month? For them, I have nothing but contempt. Fuck 'em.

Fans who continue to root for their team despite adversity are to be commended, not derided. This guy is the pathetic one.

New post alert!

I have a new post rant up at SideLion Report...

We have met the enemy, and he is Matt Millen


I suggest you read it...Now!

Deep Thoughts by Chris Osgood

In a Freep fluff piece, some of the Red Wings players were asked what they do to kill time while on flying on Red Bird II. Chris Osgood upheld the tradition of net minders being slightly off-the-wall with the following revelation...

"Me and Malts talk," Chris Osgood said of Kirk Maltby, his neighbor on the team's Red Bird II airplane. "We're intellectuals, so we have conversations. We talk about love."

Did you hear that noise? A 1000 Downriver puck bunnies just swooned.

Above the fold - The knee injury heard 'round Detroit

It took Nick Lidstrom staggering off the ice, but the Red Wings finally woke from their 6 game long stupor, beating Colorado about the head and shoulders 4-0. Aaron Downey gained major points in every Wings fan's book with his pummeling of the man who took out the Wings captain, Ian Laperriere, who channeled his inner Claude Lemiux, and turtled.

Despite the Wings playing physical, and getting a must needed win, that wasn't the big story. The story is the knee of a certain irreplaceable defenseman...

When Lidstrom went down, you could hear the terrified screams from Wings fans all across SE MI.

Behind the Jersey
:

If Nicklas Lidstrom is seriously hurt, I may actually cry because he is the lifeblood of this team and we cannot afford injuries to our top three freaking defenseman.

A2Y:

Hold on to those sighs of relief though and answer this question: Is anyone going to tell the truth about the extent of an injury to Nick Lidstrom when Ken Holland’s trying to work a deal right now in Naples?

Yzerman is God
:

We're fucked. Someone hold me.

The news about Lidstrom's knee is encouraging, but according to Ansar Kahn at Mlive, Mike Babcolck says he's out for at least a week, maybe longer.

It doesn't sound like it's anything major,'' Babcock said. "He's going to be fine. I don't know if he's going to be out a week or 10 days or whatever, but he's got something mild inside of his knee. I don't know the technical terms. We needed to freshen him up anyways.''

They are calling it a sprained knee. Suuuure...And I have shares in the Ambassador Bridge I'd like to sell to you.

Does anyone truly believe Babcock? We all know whenever a NHL coach is moving his lips in regard to any injury, he's lying. I'm not saying Lidstrom is seriously injured, but it's much too early to be unfurrowing our brows, and breathing those sighs of relief, either.

If it wasn't for all the talk of knee injuries, the bitch slapping of Colorado was one of the more entertaining regular season games we've seen all season. Between Downey's fists of righteous fury, Chris Osgood playing his best game (by far) since singing his new contract, and the young defensemen (Meech and Lebda) stepping up big time in Lidstrom's absence, it looked as if the Red Wings were finally back from their 2 week long downward spiral.

You're fucking DEAD, Granato! Ya hear me, punk? D-E-D! DEAD!

Then there was the HUGELY entertaining sight of Babcock going off half cocked on Nordalanche coach Tony Granato. Did anyone else think Babcock was thisclose from going over the glass after Granato, and popping him right in the kisser? Now that's old time, Ted Lindsay approved HOCKEY folks! I'm sure it made Gary Bettman cringe, but that's the NHL I love!

But it's all overshadowed by that God damn Swedish knee. With Lidstrom joining the ranks of the walking wounded, it means the Red Wings are down 3 of their top 4 defensemen, and their number 1 goalie. They are extremely thin from the blue line on back.

The losing streak is over, but one game is not a trend. You can still color me concerned...

Let me help you watch college hoop..

This is not an advertisement, I just want to give you all a heads up...

The NCAA Tournament is just around the corner. The first 2 days of the tournament are some of best days on the sports calendar. It's rough for those of you unlucky souls who have to work on those days, and miss out on all the fun. It sucks to be SOL.

Well, I'm going to do you a solid. I just received an email from the NCAA alerting me to the fact that they have opened their sign ups for their On Demand service, where you can watch every game of the NCAA's online. If you sign up early, you are considered a VIP, get to cut in line in front of those with "general admission." In other words, you're "special."

I used this service last year to catch a few of the games that weren't televised in the D, and as long as you are on a broadband connection, it works quite well. As I'm a previous user, I only needed to log in with the same name and password I used last year lock in my VIP status. If you haven't used the service before, you just need to create an account.

Go here to sign up!

You're welcome.

Monday, February 18, 2008

EVERYBODY PANIC! I'm serious Red Wings fans, EVERYBODY PANIC!

Remember earlier today, when I said that there was no need for Red Wings fans to panic? As of tonight, I've changed my mind.

You now have my permission to totally overreact in any and every irrational way when it comes to the Red Wings chances in going deep in the playoffs.

If you've been watching tonight's game with the Nordalanche, you know why....From Helen St. James blog at the Freep.


Quick update here from the Pepsi Center: About six minutes into the game, Nicklas Lidstrom – the single most important player on the Red Wings – has left the ice after a monstrous hit into the boards by Ian Laperriere.

Lidstrom suffered a right-knee injury and won't return to the game, according to team spokesman John Hahn.Lidstrom suffered a right-knee injury and won't return to the game, according to team spokesman John Hahn.

Um...Yeah. Pardon me...

NOOOOOO! SHITFUCK! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A GOD DAMN HOCKEY STICK, THE WINGS ARE FUCKED! NOT LIDSTROM! ANYONE BUT LIDSTROM!

Sorry 'bout that, I'm back.

All we know the is the Red Wings' Hart Trophy candidate, and Norris Trophy lock, has hurt his knee, and took a huge shot to the head. The Versus crew tells us Lidstrom's not concussed, but the knee...No one is saying anything other than it's injured. All I can say is it didn't look good.

Cross your fingers, toes and any other bodily appendage you can think of. If the injury turns out to be serious, and Lidstrom's out for any length of time...I know, I don't want to think about it either...

Edit 10:00 PM: The beat writers all have the same quote regarding Nick Lidstrom's knee injury, from Wings spokesman John Hahn.

"It doesn't look too serious," Hahn said, "but he is being kept out as a precaution."

That's all well and good, but hockey teams are NEVER very forthcoming when it comes to injuries. We aren't out of he woods just yet.

And for what it's worth, since Lidstrom went down, Aaron Downey has been kicking ass and taking names against the 'lanche. It was beautiful to see Downey step up, and take down some Nords...

New post alert!

My first official post is up at SideLion Report, and I start at the top...


In fact, I discover several other possible Detroit Lions curses. We fans are in for one long-ass era of suckitude.

Above the fold - Detroit sports weekend in review

Michigan and Michigan State basketball: This past weekend we were witness to teams heading in opposite directions. Sparty is a good team that is playing horrifically (By Spartan and Izzo standards), and the Wolverines, who are going nowhere (Unlike the tournament bound MSU), but getting better by the game.

Sparty was outright spanked 80-61 by an Indiana team that was reeling from the latest NCAA infractions committed by the man who's never seen a phone he wouldn't make a call from, Kelvin Sampson. MSU has pissed away any chance at winning a Big 10 title, and are dropping from a high to a middling seed in the NCAA's. Spartans Weblog is trying to look on the bright side, and comes up with 10 reasons why...

1. There are only a handful of college basketball fan bases in the land that can feel despondent about a team with a record of 20-5 . . . and we’re one of them.

This is not to say we shouldn’t feel despondent. It’s only to say we should actually feel good about the fact we’re despondent.

I hope Tom Izzo has something up his sleeve, as this group of Spartans suddenly has the appearance of a one and done NCAA team. But we are talking about Izzo, so my money would be on his turning the Spartans around by March. He's earned the benefit of the doubt...

On the flip side is Michigan. Now on a 3 game winning streak, the Wolverines may have played their best game of the season in beating tOSU 80-70, in a nationally televised matchup. The Maize Rage bum rushing the court after the victory capped what was the definite high point of what has been a trying season overall for John Beilein.

Michigan is still a long way from being even a top tier Big 10 team, and a couple of seasons away from competing for a NCAA berth. But the 3 game winning streak has shown that Beilein's system is finally beginning to take root. At MGoBlog, Brian touches on the sudden hoops turnaround...

What happened to the clueless team from earlier in the year? Well, with Harvard spiraling its way towards last place in the Ivy League we can safely assert that it takes more than a couple months to organize a system at maximum entropy, and it takes more than a couple months to turn the smartest basketball team in the land into a confused gooey mess. The progress Michigan was decidedly not making from the Amaker era -- at points during the first Ohio State game the offense was indistinguishable from the random, purposeless ball movement of yore -- has all come in a rush.

So for now the future is bright. Check back in two weeks.

Considering Michigan basketball had hit rock bottom under Amaker, it doesn't take all that much for things to be looking up for the Wolverines. It also helps that a legitimate talent like Manny Harris is around to brighten Michigan's future. It's not bright enough yet to wear shades, but wearing a billed cap wouldn't hurt...

Detroit Pistons: It being All-Star Weekend, other than Rasheed Wallace, Chauncey Billups and Rip Hamilton (Uh, Rip...Look at the 3 point line next time, K?) making token appearances, and 'Sheed treating the game with all the respect it deserves (That being very little), there's little to report.

The NBA's All-Star Saturday Night, save for a few Dwight Howard and Gerald Green dunks, was a total snoozefest. The same can be said for Sunday's All-Star Game itself, which is a showboating, no defense, crapfest. (And I have to say "What the fuck?" when it comes to the All-Star unis. They were ugly to the eyes, and confusing as all Hell during the game) I'm glad the overrated weekend is over, and the Pistons can get back to much more important issues, such as preparing the playoffs. Moving on...

Detroit Red Wings: 6 straight losses. I didn't see that coming. The Red Wings have built themselves a big enough cushion in the Western Conference that the losing streak has barely put a dent in their lead. So I'm not worried...Yet. If the struggles continue for another couple of weeks? Well, let's not talk about what would currently be a hypothetical. I'm in a wait and see mode. Wait till the injuries heal, and then we'll see...

I do think that a trade or 2 will be made by the deadline. The Red Wings are too good (When 4 of their top players aren't sidelined by injury, anyway) , and too close, to not go all in for a run at the Stanley Cup. Could Darren McCarty be one of the pieces to help put the Wings over the top? Going by his first game with the Griffins, I wouldn't bet against it...

The Wings play the Nordalanche tonight. Now is the time to turn things around, as there's very little better in life than the Wings beating down on that team in Colorado.

Detroit Tigers: The following describes all Tigers fans going into this season...

Workouts have begun! Pitchers and catchers have reported! Full workouts are almost here! 6 weeks till the season starts! Pennant and World Series, here we come! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! //head explodes//

It's all happiness and good feelings in Lakeland, save for the Brandon Inge "situation." It's become the story of the spring. Everyone is saying the right things, but it's obvious Inge wants out, and the Tigers are doing their damnedest to oblige. Ian takes at look at possible suitors for Inge, few they may be, at Bless You Boys.

I'll toss out some more arbitrary speculation, playing off a post that ran on MLB Trade Rumors the other day. San Francisco has been circled as a possible landing spot for Inge ever since Miguel Cabrera took over his position. Meanwhile, the Giants are looking to deal pitcher Noah Lowry. That got me wondering if we could have a match. Lowry's under contract for two more seasons, along with a club option for 2010, that would total $13 million. (Without the option, Lowry's owed $6.75 million.)

I have a nagging feeling the "situation" is going to drag on for quite some time to come, and Inge is going north as a Tiger. Thus, the Tigers will occasionally showcase their disgruntled former 3rd baseman to teams in need, and will continue to troll the league for trade partners.

It's become clear it may be easier to finds takers of Inge, and his big contract, if he shows some pop in his bat over the first few months of the season. Inge is will be biding his time as a super sub till the July 31st trade deadline.

Detroit Lions: I hear there is new Lions blog in town, and is worth checking out...

Other than that HUGE news, there's not a peep coming out of Allen Park. At Mlive, the Killer thinks there's some sort of "Curse of Bobby Layne," which is utter bullshit. The truth? It's the "Curse of William Clay Ford," period.

That's "Above the Fold" for Monday, 2-18-08!

Detroit fishwrap comment of the day - Are 6 straight losses just a slump, or something much worse?

Is it time to push the panic button in Hockeytown? The Red Wings lost their 6th consecutive game Sunday, 1-0 to Dallas, wasting a stellar effort from Jimmy Howard in goal.

Freep commenter obrianm may not be ready to push the proverbial panic button. Not yet, anyway. But he does believe the Red Wings brain trust needs to do something, and do it soon.

Bottom line now is Holland needs to make a move. Tomas Kopecky is probably going to be the trade bait since he is still young and has a moveable contract. Lebda is also a posibility.

The real funk is the attitude of the team. Three weeks ago the Wings were finding ways to win; now they are finding ways to loose.

Too bad this was a great effort by Howard

First, every team goers through periods of listlessness. It's a much too long season, and the Red Wings are in the true dog days, biding time for the playoffs to start. Just because they are currently playing worse than the "Darkness with Harkness" era Red Wings, doesn't mean their attitude is bad. It means they are in a slump that's exacerbated by several crippling injuries. There's no need to worry, as the Wings are still a lock to win their division, and a near lock for the West number 1 playoff seed.

I agree the Wings aren't playing well, but it looks even worse thanks to their being severely undermanned. The Wings are down 2 of their top 4 d-men (Rafalski and Kronwall), their number 1 goalie (Hasek), and a gritty 2nd line scoring forward having the best season of his career (Cleary). How many teams in the Bettmanized, salary capped, depth challenged NHL could survive losing so many important pieces to injury? You can't name one.

Do the Red Wings need to make a trade deadline deal? I think so. Before the rash of injuries, we all knew the Red Wings could use 2nd/3rd line more scoring punch, and a big d-man. Those needs became a tad more glaring thanks to the sudden rash of injuries.

You only have so many chances to win a championship, the future be damned. I honestly believe the Red Wings are in such a position. If acquiring a scoring forward and/or a bruising blueliner means giving up some good young prospects and draft picks, then that's the cost of winning a Stanley Cup.

That's a cost most Wings fans are more than willing to pay.

Breaking news regarding your humble blogger!

You've probably noticed that my posting on TWFE was a tad sporadic for the last week. There was a reason for my slacking off, as I was pondering a blogging opportunity that had come my way.

I've been in talks with the NFL blogging network, Fan-Sided Blogs, for the last several days. They asked me to be the lead blogger, with full editorial control, at their Detroit Lions site, SideLion Report, and I've accepted. As of today, the vast majority of my Detroit Lions writing will take place at SideLion Report.

As much as I love the Pistons and Red Wings, over the past two years of blogging I've learned something about myself. That being my true passions are for the Lions and Tigers. I'm an old school football/baseball guy. So the opportunity to make some extra cash, and to write about the soul-crushing Lions as often and with as much vitriol as I wanted, was too much for me to turn down.

I'll still be posting regularly at TWFE, as my keeping this site active as ever was part of our agreement. It would have been a deal breaker otherwise. There was no way in Hell anyone could stop from writing about what should be a great Tigers season, let alone post my thoughts regarding the playoff runs of the Pistons and Red Wings.

Considering I was posting my Lions thoughts damn near daily from August though January as it was, taking on a Detroit Lions blog made sense. I'm going to try and keep a 5 day a week posting schedule at SLR, and the same here at TWFE. The only difference you'll see is I'll be linking to most of my Lions posts from here, and to read them in full, you'll go to SLR. In fact, my first post has just gone live at SideLion Report.


I hope you all follow me to SideLion Report, as I build it up to be the best fucking Lions blog on the internets. Matt Millen and William Clay Ford won't know what in the Hell hit them.

You can subscribe to SideLion Report by clicking here... I suggest you do so immediately!

Friday, February 15, 2008

Pros and Cons: Should the Red Wings trade for Sergei Fedorov ?

I never understood the all Sergei Fedorov hate. All the slightly crazy and very horny Russian ever did was help lead the Red Wings to 3 Stanley Cups, spending his best years in Detroit in what will probably end up as a hall of fame career. Yet many Wings fans prefer to crucify Federov, booing him unmercifully whenever he comes to town. Those fans were more than happy to see him go, and hold a grudge to this day.

But what exactly is the grudge? Sergei left town after the '02-'03 season. You'd think time heals all wounds, but I'm not sure all Red Wings fans have healed, as the anger is still there. But what are they angry about? The thought that Fedorov never fully realized his potential? The forcing of Mike Ilitch's hand, and emptying one of his money filled vaults, by Fedorov's signing a "poison pill" offer sheet with Carolina? That he appeared to be more preoccupied with fame, than playing hockey?

Whatever the reason, some Red Wings fans just won't let the hate go...

Fedorov just doesn't look right in that uni. It needs a winged wheel...

With Fedorov's current team in town, the wonderfully named Columbus BJ's, and the Wings currently in need of a 2nd-3rd line forward, a role Sergei could ably fill, rumors abound that he would be open to returning to the scene of his greatest seasons. The BJ's could be willing to trade Sergei for a nominal price, and the Red Wings have a definite hole in the roster thanks to the injury to Dan Cleary.

Why Sergei? Because the cost in talent for a big time offensive player is out of the Wings price range. (They have the cap room, but are unwilling to lose a young prospect, or anyone currently on the roster) Why trade an arm, a leg and a prospect in return for what very well could be a rental? cough//Bertuzzi//cough

When you put it like that, Fedorov may be the most affordable option. So what's the holdup? Let's make this happen! Hold up there skippy. Not so fast...

Before we do something rash, it seems like a good time for another round of pros and cons. Then we can finally determine, once and for all, if the Wings should trade for the mercurial forward...

Pro: The BJ's won't ask much in return for Fedorov.
Con: the Red Wings may not have anyone the BJ's actually want.

Pro: Sergei will bring back all the good memories of those great Red Wings Stanley Cup teams.
Con: Fedorov is 38(!) years old, he's not that player anymore.

Pro: Despite his age, Fedorov is still an effective 2 way player.
Con: By 2 way, I mean he'll nail both hot and ugly chicks.

Pro: He's no longer seeing Anna Kournikova.
Con: Kournikova will no longer be nightly eye candy in the seats at the Joe.

Pro: Fedorov would not need to carry the Wings, just be a complementary piece of the puzzle.
Con: Fedorov is best remembered as not a piece of the puzzle, but more interested in looking for a piece...of tail.

Pro: In a pinch, if need be, Fedorov could play as a defenseman.
Con: But he'd rather play the field...

Pro: Fedorov still shows flashes of his once awesome offensive skills.
Con: His best skill now may be as a flasher.

Pro: The Downriver puck bunnies would highly approve Fedorov's return.
Con: Fedorov would spend more time chasing puck bunnies that chasing down the puck.

I think the answer is clear. The positives well outweigh the negatives when it comes to Fedorov's Red Wings career, and what he can bring to the stretch run. After 5 years, it's long past time to let bygones be bygones, and bring the horny Russian heartthrob home.

Detroit fishwrap comment of the day - 1 loss won't be the end of the world

Today is the first day of Tigers spring training workouts. The Freep's John Lowe has an interview with Jim Leyland, peppered with quotes aplenty. The most news worthy quote was Leyland talking about Brandon Inge, and saying a trade is "a strong possibility."

Even though there's not all that much considered newsworthy in the interview, it brought the commenters out in force. DetFaninOrlando happens to mention one of my biggest pet peeves.

My sincere hope for myself and the fans on this board is that we can truly enjoy and appreciate the Tigers this year. The danger is that there will be those that will JUMP to crap on the team this year when every little thing goes wrong.

Rodriguez struck out again? Crap...
Cabrera missed a ground ball to 3rd? Crap...
Bonderman gave up 2 runs in the first? Crap...
Grilli couldn't make it out of the inning? Crap...
Jones blew a save? Crap....

PLEASE keep this stuff to a minimum. TRY and enjoy the good things that this team is able to accomplish and TRY to remember that every team has it's problems to.

Just try and enjoy the ride

Let's add a few, shall we?

Miguel Cabrera has a 4 K game? He's overpaid and overrated!
Edgar Renteria commits a couple of errors? He sucks!
Dontrelle Willis has a bad outing? They never should have traded Jair Jurrjens!
Jacque Jones misplays a fly ball? WORST TRADE EVER!

You know it's going to happen...

This comment nails my thoughts about the "Chicken Little" fans. The fans who think 1 loss is the end of the world, 1 bad game is an irreversible trend, and are ready to trade/waive/cut/bench/dispose of a player after a bad performance. The Chicken Littles have more mood swings than Britney Spears, and more knee-jerk reactions than a pissed off sports blogger.

With the expectations being sky high, we are going to see more bandwagon fans than ever following the Tigers. Which means more fans than ever who don't know the ebbs and flows of a baseball season, who don't realize that slumps and losing streaks happen to every team, no matter how good they may be.

Every team in MLB are guaranteed to lose around 60 games. Good, bad or ugly, you can chalk up 60 losses. Especially in the powerful American League. What's the old saying? (Paraphrasing from memory) You are going to win 60 games, and lose 60 games. It's what what you do with the remaining 42 that determines your season.

Let's hope those remaining 42 go well, or the bitching from the peanut gallery will be unbearable...

(Edit: God damn, am I out of it today or what? 62 games? Uh, it's 42 you dumbass.)

Thursday, February 14, 2008

It's Valentine's Day...

...but I didn't get what I wanted. No, I'm not in a relationship right now, so I'm not talking about that sort of romantic Valentine's gift. Love is a battlefield, and all that... (Though a box of chocolates or a Vermont teddy bear would be nice)

I want a heart shaped box for Valentine's Day!

What would be the perfect Valentine for the Detroit sports blogger? More hits? That's cool, but not necessary. A giant flat screen TV? I'd die and go to Heaven, but let's be realistic, it's not happening. A keggerator? Nah, they are way cool, but I wouldn't drain a pony keg fast enough. A laptop? It's on the "get one someday" list, but I can survive just fine without it.

So, as a Detroit blogger and sports fan, other than the chocolates and teddy bear, just what do I want for Valentine's Day?

Matt Millen's moronic, unemployed head on a fucking platter.

For the senile old coot William Clay Ford to...to...Well, you know what I mean.

Miguel Cabrera to have a 1.000+ OPS.

Justin Verlander to win 20 games.

The Tigers bullpen to be decent. They don't have to be great, decent is just fine.

Rasheed Wallace named NBA Finals MVP. (Wouldn't that be FUN?)

Nick Lidstrom to win the Hart Trophy.

Dan Cleary to come back from his broken jaw without missing a beat.

Not a single wide receiver to be taken by the Lions in the NFL draft, or signed in free agency.

For Jim Leyland to never change.

Rod Marinelli to come up with a new platitude to replace "pound the rock."

Flip Saunders to not be out coached in the playoffs.

Mike Babcock to stop talking in circles.

Rich Rodriguez and WVU to both move the Hell on already.

Matt Millen's moronic, unemployed head on a fucking platter.

The Wings to kick some Ducks ass.

The Pistons to kick some Celtics ass.

The Tigers to kick everyone's ass.

The Lions not get their asses kicked.

Terrelle Pryor to sign a LOI. At this point, I really don't care where, even join forces with CheatyPants McSweaterVest, just fucking sign with someone already.

Tom Izzo to get Sparty's act together in time for the NCAA's.

Rob Parker to leave Detroit. I don't care about the destination, but the farther, the better.

Bernie Smilovitz to go with Parker.

Mitch Albom to give up writing about sports, and to join Parker and Smilovitz .

Matt Millen's moronic, unemployed head on a fucking platter.

I'd ask for more, but I'm no Valentines Day gift pig! But if I could have only one thing for my Valentine's Day gift? I'd want Matt Millen's moronic, unemployed head on a fucking platter.

You couples out there enjoy what's left of Valentine's Day, I'm going to drink my loneliness away. (I'm kidding, I'm going to watch Lost! Then I'll drink...)